Damn income taxes

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go for final judgment.

God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony was walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. “John, what happened?” Tony asks.

“I have no idea,” John replies. “I was told I have five years of amazing s*x to look forward to.

The only thing I don’t understand is why she always yells ‘Damn income taxes!’ whenever we have s*x.”

Damn income taxes

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