Classic Kenyan Joke: Does anyone know the owner of this phone?

Does anyone know the owner of this phone

Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Does anyone know the owner of this phone
Does anyone know the owner of this phone

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015 model. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: $100,000″

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $1 million”. It’s at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura forest.

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $100, 000. It really is a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…

He smiles and asks: “Does anyone know the owner of this phone???”

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