Forgive me Father – The priest confesses his sins to a little boy
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work . Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, Sees the illegal lovers And hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman’s husband Unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, Not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: ‘Dark in here.’
The Man says: ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?’
Man: ‘No, thanks.’
Boy: ‘My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!’
Man: ‘OK, how much?’
Boy: ‘Ksh.1,000.’
A few weeks later it happened again ,
And the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.’
Man: ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have soccer boots.’
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: ‘How much?’
The Boy says :’Ksh.10,000.’
The Man says: ‘Fine, I will buy them.’
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
‘Grab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.’
The Boy says: ‘I can’t, I sold them for Ksh. 11,000.’
The Father says: ‘That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… Ksh. 11,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church And make you confess your ‘SINS.’
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the Confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: ‘Dark in here.’
The Priest says: ‘Don’t start that again!’
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE
More stories related to The priest confesses his sins to a little boy
- Rare Photos of Raila Amollo Odinga
- Animated Photos of President Uhuru Kenyatta from childhood to presidency
- Funniest jokes in Kenya: Who is the funniest man among these men from different Kenyan tribes and regions?
- Christmas Love messages and quotes
- Happy New Year Wishes Quotes – Romantic Happy New Year SMS Messages
- Happy Valentines Day Quotes – Valentines Day Love SMS Messages
- Happy Jamhuri Day SMS, Messages – Jamhuri Day Kenya
- HELB Loan application – How to apply for HELB Loan
- Happy Fathers Day Quotes – SMS, Messages, Wishes, Pictures, Photos
- Happy Mothers Day Quotes – SMS Quotes for Mothers Day
- Best happy Birthday wishes SMS
- How to apply for KRA iTax Tax compliance certificate – TCC
- KUCCPS admission list – KUCCPS admission letters, Download list here
- KRA iTax returns – How to file KRA Tax Returns in iTax Online
- KRA iTax Pin Application – How to register KRA iTax Pin Online
- KUCCPS Application – Online Application and Registration for Degree and Diploma Courses
- KRA iTax Pin – KRA itax Pin Registration: Online Application
- Safaricom Selfcare Login Page – selfcare.safaricom.co.ke
- How to create an eCitizen account for Kenyan citizens
- KCPE results 2016 – How to check KCPE results 2016 Online
- Unclaimed Financial Assets Authority – UFAA Kenya
- KNEC KCPE Registration 2017 Online
- KNEC KCSE Registration 2017 Online
- KCSE results 2016 – How to check KCSE results 2016 Online