Hard Things For a Drunkard to Say

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE… TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

No thanks, I’m married.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
I’m not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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