Humourous Kenyan Words of wisdom

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

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Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After awhile you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

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Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names!

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father He said he wanted more proof.

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Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that’s both, is dental.

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your Stupidity.

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I was born intelligent Education ruined me

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a workstation….What more can I say…

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
Then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There’s MasterCard & Visa

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One should love animals
They are so tasty

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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend (or boyfriend)

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Love thy neighbour.
But don’t get caught

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

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The wise never marry
And when they marry they become otherwise

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Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives

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Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develope

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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“Hard work never killed anybody
But why take the risk?

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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours!

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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends

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When two’s company,
Three’s the result!

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.

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Humourous Kenyan Words of wisdom

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