International youth Day in Kenya Joke: Peter getting Suzie pregnant
A Laikipia rancher got in his pick-up and drove to a neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door.
A young boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” the rancher asked.
“No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.”
“Well,” said the rancher “Is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she’s not here either. She went into town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you?” the boy asked politely. “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Peter getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”
The boy considered for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that,” he finally conceded. “If it helps you any, I know that dad charges Ksh. 2000 for a stallion, Ksh. 500 for the bull, Ksh. 250 for the goat and Ksh. 200 for a ram but I really don’t know how much he can get for Peter.”
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