Luo Jokes in Kenya – Dr Onyango, It helps to think simple at times
Mr. Kikuyu and Dr. Onyango go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Kikuyu wakes his faithful friend.
“Dr. Onyango, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Dr. Onyango replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Mr. Kikuyu asked?
Dr. Onyango ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Or What does it tell you, Mr. Kikuyu?”
The Kikuyu is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Dr. Onyango, you kubafu, foko jebe, brari uji baridi! It means someone has stolen our tent!!!!.”