Kenya funny stories: Mum, he is a virgin. HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW, It was wrapped Up in a plastic paper

Kenya funny stories: Mum, he is a virgin, HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW

A VERY ‘straight and honest’ girl from Makueni was coming to seek work in Nairobi. Before she left home, her mother gave her some advice.
“Mwende, my child when you get to Nairobi, many men will try to get you. Resist them till you get a husband. And you must take note of the following requirements I now set for you.

1. You must find a man who is faithful,
2. Not a spendthrift
3. MUST BE A VIRGIN.”

With this advice, ‘Mwende’, stormed the city.

Some months later, she returned to her village to get her mother’s blessings to marry. “Mother, I have met the right man following your instructions. He is so faithful!!! We went out for a holiday one day; he took care of me specially even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn’t that being faithful? She asked expectantly.

Her mother nodded in agreement.

“How about the other criteria I gave you?” asked her mother?

Mwende answered. “He passed mum. He took me out and decided that we stay in the same hotel. In order not to spend too much, we shared one room. See, he is not a spendthrift!”

“One room?” the mother gasped.

“Don’t worry mum, he is a virgin.” “How did you know that?”
“Mmmmmmmmm…. HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW. It was wrapped
Up in a plastic paper!!”Which of course I removed…..

The old lady is recovering from shock at the Makueni District Hospital . just imagine!!!!

Kenya funny stories: Mum, he is a virgin. HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW, It was wrapped Up in a plastic paper

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