Kenya Traffic police joke of the day

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Kenya Traffic police joke of the day

An elderly couple were driving across the counties. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Kenya Traffic police.

The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

Kenya Traffic police joke of the day
Kenya Traffic police joke of the day

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding!”

The patrolman said, “May I see your license?”

The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, “What did he say?”

The old man yelled, “He wants to see your license!”

The woman gave the officer her license. The Kenya Traffic police officer then said, “I see you are from Kirinyaga County

I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “He said he thinks he has met you before!”

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