Kenyan Family life
This is an example of the Kenyan Family life that our innocent children have to live with and expect them to grow up with good morals.
Little Johnie came home from school to see the family’s pet dog dead in the front yard lying flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Little Johnie said, “Dad our pet dog is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?”
His father thinking quickly said, “Son, that’s so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the pet dog straight up to heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s great,” said Little Johnie.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Little Johnie rushed out to meet him yelling, “Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!” “What do you mean?” said Dad.
“Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back without clothes with her legs in the air screaming, “Jesus I’m coming, I’m coming” If it hadn’t of been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have lost her for sure!”
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