Lovely Quotes for Kenyans
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome
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Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After awhile you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
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Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names!
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father He said he wanted more proof.
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Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that’s both, is dental.
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your Stupidity.
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I was born intelligent Education ruined me
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation….What more can I say…
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If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak
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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
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One should love animals They are so tasty
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Save water. Shower with your girl friend (or boyfriend)
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Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
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Every man should marry. -After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
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The wise never marry -And when they marry they become otherwise
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Success is a relative term -It brings so many relatives
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Never put off the work till tomorrow -What you can put off today
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Love is photogenic -It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents -Accidents in backseats cause children
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“Your future depends on your dreams” -So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day -Than waking up every morning
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“Hard work never killed anybody -But why take the risk?
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“Work fascinates me” -I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives. -Thank God we can choose our friends
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When two’s company, -Three’s the result!
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The more you learn, the more you know,
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The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.
Have a thoughtful week.