Pastor, when you preached, people slept

Pastor, when you preached, people slept

A taxi driver reaches the gates of Heaven. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.

Next in line is a Pastor. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”

Pastor, when you preached, people slept
Pastor, when you preached, people slept

The Pastor is shocked and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that taxi driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a taxi driver!”

St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, “This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the guy drove his taxi, people prayed.”

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