Short clean funny jokes in Kenya: What is the opposite of Wetangula
1. Kamilisha methali hii: Akili ni nywele…
a) Ujinga ni weave
b) Wazimu ni mohawk
c) Kipara ni ngoto
d) Matuta ni msoto
2. What does Yash Pal Ghai’s daughter call her father? – Ghai Fafa!
3. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? HELLO-MOTO!
4. What is the opposite of Wetangula – Dryangula
5. Name one place in Kenya where you will find coffee and sugarcane growing. – Kahawa Sukari.
6. Kamilisha methali ifuatayo …. ‘Usipoziba woofer , utachoma pia amplifier ‘
7. Which one of these is not a soap?
a) Esmeralda
b) Days of Our Lives
c) Geisha
d) La Mujer
e)Soy Tu Duena
8. Give an appropriate answer to the following Question: ‘Otherwise?’
9. If Moses was a Rastafarian and saw the burning bush, what could he have said?
a) Mo faya
b) Better dan dem
c).Wa’gwan
d) Blo! Blo! Blo
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