LOVELYKENYA DAILY DOSE OF HUMOUR: Son slaps dad tells him to concentrate on his Marriage not the newspaper!

Father: Son who was the first president of Kenya?
Son: I don’t know Dad.
Father: (Slaps the boy) Mzee Jomo Kenyatta was the first president of Kenya! Concentrate on your studies! Not the TV

Son: (After a while) Father who is Mr Omari?
Father: I don’t know son.
Son: (Slaps his father) Mr. Omari ni mpango wa kando wa Mum! Concentrate on your Marriage! not the newspaper