Stingy Murderous neighbour

Stingy Murderous neighbour

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a Jembe.”

From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!”

“Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a Laundry Lady with a shovel.”

Stingy Murderous neighbour
Stingy Murderous neighbour

“You stingy idiot!” blurts the spectator.

“Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a mailman with a hacksaw.”

“You cheap son of a… ” the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, ” I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?”

“I’ve lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but he told me he didn’t have any of those tools when I needed to borrow one?”

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