The latest funny jokes in Kenya. Asian vs American
Asian guy is having a snack of BREAD AND JAM when an American man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: “You Asian folks eat the whole bread??”
Asian (in a bad mood): “Of course.”
American: “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia.” The American has a smirk on his face. The Asia listens in silence.
The American persists: “D’ya eat jelly with the bread??”
Asian : “Of Course.”
American: “We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia .”
The Asian ( pissed of) then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Why of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk.
Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of course.”
Asian : “We don’t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America!!”
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