Funny Luo jokes in Kenya, Ujaluo ni gharama
A Luo sitting naked in the sauna
An American, a Japanese, and a Kenyan Luo were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Luo, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?” “I’m receiving a Fax,” he explains. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UJALUO ITAKUMALIZA YAWA!!!!!!!!
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