Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop

May we dwell in Unity, Peace and Liberty here in Kenya during the election year 2017 so that plenty may be found within our borders.

Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop

OTIENO: Have I entered the dwelling that derives revenue by being dependent on the safety of our tarsals, metatarsals and phalanges?

ATTENDANT: yes, we specialize in all footwear shoes, slippers…..

Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop
Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop

OTIENO: How did the registrar of companies approve such names that depict poultry rearing or were you camouflaging yourselves to induce the Abaluhya community into impulse buying?

ATTENDANT: hiyo jina imekuwa toka kitambo. Can I show you some wears?

OTIENO: yes, yes….please expose me to some recent designs that have just debuted


OTIENO: Nasema onyesa mimi latest arrivals

ATTENDANT: leather or regular wear?

OTIENO: my watch strap is leather…, my belt is leather.. My wallet is leather my phone bag is leather. Applying the basics of arithmetical progression cant you deduce that my feet should be encased in leather. infact leather has ignited a stiff rivalry with my haemoglobin as to which of the two is made in my body.

ATTENDANT: open shoes of closed shoes?

OTIENO: I show preference to closed shoes as i seek anonymity for my dorsums

ATTENDANT: ok let me bring you one you try on. unavaa viatu number??

Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop
Ujaluo ni Gharama. Otieno visited Bata shop

OTIENO: subject your years of experience into practice and visualize my feet.. Then deduce the numerical connotations it bears before I seek audience with your manager on the basis of lackluster service delivery emitting from his subordinates

ATTENDANT: hii kiatu imekufaa sana. si unaona ata ni sharp-shooter kama hiyo yako

 OTIENO: yes, yes… both bears a poignant front and the union it has established with my feet is impeccable

ATTENDANT: Hiyo ni 6,500…bei nzuri saana.

OTIENO: infact these would associate well with my McIntyre and Hismel suit that i just imported from Italy the previous week

ATTENDANT: leta basi nikufungie. kiatu safi sana hiyo

OTIENO: I think you mis-read my gesture…….


OTIENO: I was just orchestrating price awareness in absentia of currency *(window shopping). My shoes are withered but i have already booked an appointment with the cobbler tomorrow and he is set to revive them.

ATTENDANT: sasa umenifanyisha kazi bure ya nini?

OTIENO: do not radiate disgust. Your attempts have not been subject to futility. You can induct me on your curriculum vitae as a referee so that when called upon, I can reciprocate your gesture by testifying that you served me well. .

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