Alba Hotel Meru

Alba Hotel Meru

There was an old man named Thuranira, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets Ksh.1,000,000. He doesn’t know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in Alba Hotel Meru.

Alba Hotel Meru
Alba Hotel Meru

He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The Alba Hotel Meru manager sees him and asks where he’s going with his donkey.
“Anywhere I go, she goes.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” said the manager, “but you can’t take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we’ll take good care of her.” So Thuranira goes up to his room and opens the door.

Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn’t want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor.

The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.

”Great!” replied Thuranira. ”How much do I have to pay?” he asks.
”Ksh. 50,000 for the food.”
”But I haven’t touched the food.”
”It was right there, so you should have.

Ksh. 10,000 for the TV.”
”But I didn’t even know how to turn the damn thing on!”
”It was there, so you should have.

Ksh. 40,000 for sleeping on the bed.”
”But I slept on the floor!”
”It was there. Your total is Ksh. 100,000″

Thuranira was lost for words. He scratched his head for sometime and finally an idea came to his head and he said this to the Alba Hotel Meru manager,
”You owe me Ksh. 100,000 for screwing my donkey.”
”But sir, I didn’t screw your donkey.”
”It was there. You should have!”

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