Crocodiles in Kenya
This is a funny story that happened in one of the clubs in Pewa Street in Umoja Innercore, Nairobi. It shows that we still have some tame Crocodiles in Kenya.
A guy walks into a bar with a crocodile. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that monster outta here. It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued.”
The guy says, “No no no, it’s a tame crocodile. I’ll prove it to you.”
He picks up the crocodile and puts it on the table. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the crocodile’s mouth.
The crocodile just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the crocodile’s mouth and zips up his pants and says, “See, I told you it was a tame crocodile. Anybody else want to try it?”
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, “Yeah, I’d like to try it but I don’t think I can hold my mouth open that long!”
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