We will cut it off and your wife will use a candle

John comes home one night, and his wife Sharon throws her arms around his neck: “Darling I am a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby!”

“wow! That is great dear” says the man.
The doc gave me a test today .,…..” but until we found out for sure, we cant tell anybody ,”
The husband promises not to tell anyone.
The next day, The Electricity guy comes, checks on the electricity meter and asks to see the boss of the home because they had not paid their previous monthly bill.
“Are u Mrs John?”
“Yes.”
“You are a month overdue, do you know that?”

“How do you know ?” stammers the young woman.
“Well, madam , its in our files!” says the electricity guy.
“What! in your files!”
“Absolutely,”confirms the electricity guy

“Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight,”

That night she accuses her hubby of telling the electricity people about her pregnancy when they had agreed to hold it till the tests return.

The man vehemently pleads his innocence. The next day, he rushes, mad as a bull, to the electricity offices and shouts to the man he was shown to help him ,

“Whats going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?” he shouts.
“Just calm down , says the official its nothing serious, All you have to do is to pay us.”

“Pay you? Why? it is mine !!! my own!”
“Yes it is yours but you have to pay.”
” And if I refuse?”
”Well, in that case , sir we will have no option but to cut it off.”
“CUT IT OFF? Was that a crime? And what will my wife do then?” John asks.

“I don’t know. I guess she will have to start using a CANDLE ”

John fainted.!

We will cut it off and your wife will use a candle

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