We’d both be alive right now

Opiyo and Odongo show up in Heaven at the same time. Opiyo says he froze to death, and Odongo tells him that he died of a heart attack.

“How did that happen?” asks Opiyo.

“Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn’t find anybody.

I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot.”

“Geez,” says Opiyo. “If you’d opened the fridge, we’d both be alive right now.”

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