KCPE Exam Leakage

1) Andika sentensi hii kwa wingi: Mwalimu aliniita. – Ans: Waalimu walitwitter.

2) Who’s the first person to reach the peaks of Mt. Kenya :
(a Makmende
(b Safaricom choir

3) Kamilisha methali: Mtaka cha mvunguni….sharti a-bendover.

4) Kamilisha methali ifuatayo …. “Usipoziba woofer , utachoma pia amplifier ”

5) Adrian Ongwae…. Tunga sentensi ukitumia “jumapili”…. ninakunywa tusker juu mapili zimeisha.

6) Mayaka ……………. Tunga sentensi kutumia “changamka”. – Changa mkabuy gauge, niko kwa jam, nakam.

7) Mwalenga…………… Who was the 1st Luo in the bible? – Nick Odemus.

7) Mosoti…………. A GS4 van left at 7 o’colock this morning……..find the money.

8) Mayaka………………………. Which one of these is not a soap?
a) Esmeralda
b) Days of Our Lives
c) Geisha
d) La Mujer

9) What is the most important day of the week?
a)      Terrific Tuesday
b)      Wacky Wednesday
c)      Uptown Thursday
d)      All the above

10) Ninajivunia kuwa Mke…
A) be
B) ka
C) nya
D) nge

11) Which is heavier?
A.180kgs of Big Ted
B.180kgs of Big Kev
C.180kgs of Madtraxx
D.180kgs of Shaffie Weru

12) What does G4S stand for?
a) Gone 4 Sure
b) Goons 4 Stealing
c) Gone in 4 Seconds
d) All the above

13) What is Semenya
a) a man
b) a woman
c) a thwak
d) all the above

14) Select a national school you would like to go to after passing your exams.
A.Starehe boys
B.Alliance high
C.Mang’u high
D.Tahidi High

15) Find the L.C.M of 21. The student cancelled L.C.M and wrote: Our L.C.D is Sony 52 inches

16) Which street is all Kenyan all the time? – Koinange Street.

17) Name one place in Kenya where you will find coffee and sugarcane growing. – Kahawa Sukari.

18) Give an appropriate answer to the following Question: “Otherwise?”

18) Use defence, defeat and detail to make a sentense. Answer: De cow jumped de-fence, de-feat landed before de-tail.

19) Tunga Sentensi Ukitumia “Jumatatu”. – Nilitembea kwenda tao Ju Matatu Za kwetu Ziligoma!

20) Differentiate between Bifwoli wakoli and Atwoli. (20 marks).

21) What do you get when u cross a white lady & a Kenyan man with a sore throat? – Robert Nagila.

22) What do we call a Kenyan Indian High flier? – Muhindi Mbingu.

23) What do you call a KPLC van behind a G4S van? – Mulika Mwizi!

24) What is the opposite of Wetangula – Dryangula.

25) What is Chris Brown’s greatest Hit? – Rihanna.

26) What do you call a window cleaner in Nyanza? -Transparent wall technician

27) Translate in Kiswahili: Private School = Shule nyeti.

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