Why Do Kenyan Men Die First

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.

If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.

If you don’t work enough ….. you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ….. you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ….. it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet …… it’s male indifference.

If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you don’t …… you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ……. you’re a chauvinist. If she makes without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If she asks you … it’s a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist…. If you don’t … you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape …… you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers … you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache …… you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often…. you’re oversexed.. If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do Kenyan men die first?

Because they want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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