Humour in Kenya: You will die because of your badmouthology
A proud Luo Professor from Siaya County went to Migingo island for some Faculty research.
He boarded a boat to cross over to the island and struck a self exalting conversation with Omondi the boatman.
He asked the boat man, ”Omondi do you know Biology, Psychology, Geology and Criminology?” Omondi said, “No!”.
The proud Professor then said, “What then do you know on earth? You are going to die illiterate!”
After a while the boat started sinking. Omondi asked the proud Professor, “Do you know swimology and escapology from crocodiles?” The proud Professor said “No!”
Omondi replied, “Well, you will drownology and crocodiles will eat your assology and you will die because of your badmouthology!!!”
Kila mtu na kipawa chake!!!
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