Hilarious Short jokes in Kenya: The Knees have never met
Little Johnie was watching a porn movie online when his CRE teacher busted him.
Trying to be nice, the teacher took a cheeky way to interrogate him about the prostitute.
Teacher: What did the prostitutes right eye tell the left eye?
Little Johnie: That man is rich
Teacher: What did the ear tell the other?
Little Johnie: Be alert to hear another beckoning whistle.
Teacher: Good, what did the right arm tell the left arm?
Little Johnie: Frisk from this pocket and me from this other.
Teacher: Well, and what did the right knee tell the other?
Little Johnie: Nothing!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnie: They have never met!!!!
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’
The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’ So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that for ages so she stayed by his side.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”
She asked “What happened to ‘beautiful?’ His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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