How Kenyan Are you? It is Only Kenyans who do this
How Kenyan Are you? It is Only Kenyans who do this 1. Are engaged for 5 years or more 2. Never bother to divorce, they just separate 3. Are late to church, work, and everything [Continue Reading]
A Beautiful Story about Self Appraisal
A little boy went to a Telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store & dialed a number.
The store-Owner observed and listened to the Conversation… [Continue Reading]
Two young men visit an old lady but 9 months later
… But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend… [Continue Reading]
Dont come back home YOU have AIDS
If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From your wife to your brother, from your brother to our maid [Continue Reading]
That is when my dad gave me not a slap but a blow
Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep On the same bed. Every night my father asks, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?’ Then I say ‘No’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye.” [Continue Reading]
Romance Mathematics in Kenya
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy [Continue Reading]
How to apply for a job after an employee dies
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. [Continue Reading]
When it involves women, Men will never learn
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. [Continue Reading]
A prayerful Kenyan Husband
Dear Lord,
Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met my wife , I thought she was meant for me but I came to realize that WATER and OIL do not mix. It is true that I like to look at other women but I only do that to appreciate the beauty of nature’s creation. But sometimes I just can’t resist these women after all I am and have my weakness. My wife calls me PAPA. I often feel like a pensioner. [Continue Reading]
Man caught pants down cheating by wife, What would you do?
Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean BMW 7 Series. [Continue Reading]