Funny Luo jokes in Kenya, Ujaluo ni gharama

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Funny Luo jokes in Kenya, Ujaluo ni gharama

A Luo sitting naked in the sauna

An American, a Japanese, and a Kenyan Luo were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

Funny Luo jokes in Kenya, Ujaluo ni gharama
Funny Luo jokes in Kenya, Ujaluo ni gharama

The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Luo, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?” “I’m receiving a Fax,” he explains. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UJALUO ITAKUMALIZA YAWA!!!!!!!!

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  • Brian Owago

    Wawawawawa…hehehehehe…wiwiwiwiwiwi.3 words only spare my ribs