Funny Kikuyu jokes in Kenya: Description of a Kikuyu Doesn’t understand why everybody doesn’t speak gikuyu and is disappointed. They can’t stand hearing one speak loudly to his friend (on the phone, in hospital, in [Continue Reading]
Luhya Tribe in Kenya The Luhya Tribe in Kenya has a very rich culture as well as the comic part. Lets have the humorous part. Luhya Tribe in Kenya phone-book These are the names we [Continue Reading]
Being a Luo is no longer a lifestyle its a responsibility Just imagine of world without a Luo!! Doctor : What happened to your arm? Oludhe : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How [Continue Reading]
Luo Jokes in Kenya – Dr Onyango, It helps to think simple at times Mr. Kikuyu and Dr. Onyango go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Kikuyu [Continue Reading]
Why Many Communities Are Uncomfortable With The Kikuyu It all stems from Kikuyus adaptability, hard work and success. I will give an example. If a Kikuyu, Luo, Kalenjin and Luhya were all to be employed [Continue Reading]
Kamau and his calf the whole night Thugs broke into Kamau’s home in Kigoro, beat him up, striped him naked (uchi) n tied him on a tree in his compound. Next morning neigbours untied him. [Continue Reading]
Wheelbarrow – Hurubaro
Diesel – dithoro….
Sunday School – Sade Skoo
Avocado – Ovacado or Macodofia
Cholmondeley – Koromondo…Shoromondo…Shomondree…AAAAGH, Kamundu kau!!!
Ushindwe – Chidwo…..
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Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno Kenyans are the most creative lot. And yesterday I was laughing through and through thanks to some hilarious tweets from the Tunga Sentensi hashtag. The following are the ones that made [Continue Reading]
Best Inshas Ever One day, the teacher asked students to write an Insha on ‘Umuhimu wa maji’. Let us sample inshas from two students, Mbogo and Akinyi. Mbogo wrote, Siku moja ng’ombe setu silikuwa simenyota [Continue Reading]
A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000. [Continue Reading]
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